battle of Agincourt, 600th commemoration [in miniature]
For the 600th commemoration of the battle of Agincourt, the National Museum of Arms and Armours [within the Tower of London] has commissioned a diorama of the battle that saw the French nobility decimated by English longbows, muddy fields, their heavy armours, and lust for glory…
The Royal Armouries have a blog describing the construction of this impressive diorama, which measures 4m x 2m and involves 4,400 figurines. And over 1,000 arrows stuck into the ground. Never forget the arrows!
At a personal level, besides a fascination for diorama [that started when I saw a D-Day diorama in one Norman museum as a kid] I had been told after The Accident that cutting some fingers was customary for captured bowmen, but this entry in Wikipedia writes it off as a myth.

October 25, 2015 at 2:28 pm
Clearly you need to embellish your story a bit, claiming that you were once captured by frequentists who removed a finger to prevent you from doing math ever again. But you could not be stopped.
October 25, 2015 at 3:06 pm
My role model is rather the black knight in Holy Grail…
October 26, 2015 at 1:10 am
‘Tis only a flesh wound, Reviewer #2.