My daughter wrote the following funny and absurd to-do-list during a particularly dreary evening:
When you do not know what to do on a dreary evening you can
- Raise a tent inside your bedroom,
- Start a pillow-fight with the mirror,
- Build a rubber duck in another material,
- Get the breakfast table ready for the next morning,
- Set all alarm-clocks in the house to 4am,
- Train for a new signature on several rolls of toilet paper,
- Order a pizza for the neighbours that are already asleep,
- Write your memoirs in a book entitled Moi,
- Sort fruits and vegetables by colour,then by size,
- Evaluate the average filling time of a sand-glass,
- Classify the spider webs in the house,
- Build a temporary bed out of one’s books,
- Paint one’s bedroom in fluorescent paint that forces monsters away,
- Hide chocolate eggs all over the house for the next morning,
- Shoe-shine others’ slippers,
- Build a temporary bed with eight Kapla boxes,
- Store letters cut in magazines in preparation for anonymous letters,
- Post advertising posters in one’s street about the incoming Moi,
- Create a trendy clothes rack.
