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January session of the mostly Monte Carlo seminar (16/01, 3pm)
Posted in Statistics, University life with tags #ERCSyG, HMC, Monte Carlo Statistical Methods, mostly Monte Carlo seminar, multi-armed bandits, Ocean, Paris, PariSanté campus, Porte de Versailles, privacy, seminar, stereographic MCMC on January 9, 2026 by xi'anmostly Monte Carlo [last session of 2025]
Posted in Books, pictures, Statistics, Travel, University life with tags Bayesian classification, boulevard périphérique, ERC Synergy Grant, least squares, Ocean, Paris, PariSanté campus, Porte de Versailles, seminar, skew-Normal distribution, Université Paris Dauphine on December 10, 2025 by xi'an
3pm Least squares variational inference
Yvann Le Fay CREST, ENSAE
Variational inference seeks the best approximation of a target distribution within a chosen family, where “best” means minimizing Kullback-Leibler divergence. When the approximation family is exponential, the optimal approximation satisfies a fixed-point equation. We introduce LSVI (Least Squares Variational Inference), a gradient-free, Monte Carlo-based scheme for the fixed-point recursion, where each iteration boils down to performing ordinary least squares regression on tempered log-target evaluations under the variational approximation. We show that LSVI is equivalent to biased stochastic natural gradient descent and use this to derive convergence rates with respect to the numbers of samples and iterations. When the approximation family is Gaussian, LSVI involves inverting the Fisher information matrix, whose size grows quadratically with dimension d. We exploit the regression formulation to eliminate the need for this inversion, yielding O(d³) complexity in the full-covariance case and O(d) in the mean-field case. Finally, we numerically demonstrate LSVI’s performance on various tasks, including logistic regression, discrete variable selection, and Bayesian synthetic likelihood, showing competitive results with state-of-the-art methods, even when gradients are unavailable.
4pm Beyond the Unified Skew-Normal: Extended Models for Bayesian Classification
Paolo Onorati CEREMADE, Université Paris Dauphine – PSL
Binary classification models typically lose the conjugacy and computational simplicity enjoyed by Gaussian models. While the Unified Skew-Normal (SUN) family has recently been shown to be conjugated under the probit model, two new developments are presented that extend this idea to a broader class of link functions, including both logit and probit. In the parametric setting, the Perturbed Unified Skew-Normal (pSUN) distribution is introduced; it is conjugate to any binary regression model whose link admits a scale-mixture representation of Gaussian random variables, enabling tractable posterior summaries, efficient sampling schemes, and strong performance in high-dimensional covariate settings. The discussion then moves to the nonparametric domain, where the Quasi SUN family and the associated stochastic process provide conjugacy for nonparametric logit and probit models while preserving key closure properties. A stochastic representation of this process yields practical computational improvements over existing Gaussian-based approximations. Together, these SUN-type extensions offer promising tools for Bayesian classification with accurate posterior inference.
a journal of the dynamite year
Posted in Books, Kids, Mountains, pictures, Travel, Wines with tags Berck-sur-Mer, Black Plague, book reviews, COVID-19, cuisine, cyber security, Daniel Defoe, detective story, Dominique Picard, Fabienne Kabou, France Inter, Fred Vargas, gardening, Gérard de Nerval, homegrown, infanticide, Journal of the Plague Year, korean TV series, métro, mushrooms, North Korea, North Sea, Paris, Portobello mushrooms, RATP, Russian invasion, Sceaux, Thai cuisine, The Guardian, The New York Times, Ukraine, unilateral nuclear disarmament, Université Paris-Diderot, US’s Missile Defense Agency, wavelets on November 19, 2025 by xi'an
Read another Fred Vargas novel, Sans feu ni lieu (The Accordionist), a 1997 detective story that is recycling the characters of Debout les morts! (The Three Evangelists). It took me a while to engage with the story since the dialogues are terribly artificial and dated. The resolution of the crime series is also terrible, with an absurd link to a poem by Gérard de Nerval posted in the Paris métro… Also read Orogénèse, a novel written by Dominique Picard—a French statistician at Paris Diderot, who worked on differential geometry and wavelets, and was an ICMS speaker in 2006—, about a reluctant (male) lawyer taking the case of a murderess who does not want to be defended. This book is inspired by the true story of Fabienne Kabou, who drowned her 15 month daughter on a North Sea beach in 2013. And presumably by the book written by her (female) lawyer. Immensely troubling story that is reflected by the style of the novel and the half-truths in the lawyer monologue, Orogénèse stays away from judging or explaining, by slowly exploring the surrounding of the infanticide. Impressive (in many senses).
Made an attempt at a “no-bun burger” using panned Portobello mushrooms—making a very rare appearance on my market stalls—that did not prove very practical as they could not hold much of the onion, avocado and salad contents. But tastier than the (button) Paris mushroom type. We also had an unusual series of take-outs from the local Thaï restaurant, out of solidarity with the long-time owners as their place was about to close and be demolished by the owner. Also made rhubarb compote with the last stems of the year, along with the very few apples that grew in our garden this year.
Watched part of the Korean drama A girl who sees smells (냄새를 보는 소녀). Which is unsurprisingly as terrible as the title suggests. Also watched House of Dynamite after listening to Kathryn Bigelow on the French National Public Radio (France Inter). While the message against [unstable and irreversible] nuclear terror “balance” and for immediate disarmament is necessary, esp. in the current atmosphere of unilateral military actions and of unhinged Supreme Leaders!, the film is terrible and unrealistic, even though The Guardian disagrees. Maybe because the decision chain appears to be less (rather than more) than the sum of the individual decisions. Maybe because of the accumulation of irrelevant actions in the face of the incoming missile. The (US) Centre for Arms Control and Non-Proliferation (CACNP) has provided a detailed analysis of the right and wrong of the scenario, the most obvious for me being the need to hit back at a potential originator (of the nuclear missile) before the missile strikes. (The US’s Missile Defense Agency (MDA) also criticised the failed interception of the attacking missile as unrealistic but CACNP states that the probability of a hit is around 50% , at a cost of $53 billion for 44 interceptors!) That they fail to explicitly name this originator (as North Korea) may be due to fears of cyber attacks as in the earlier instance of The Interview. (The New York Time also enjoys the pace and tension of the movie, while providing a recollection of the best earlier movies acting on the same cliffhanger.)
pace makers
Posted in pictures, Running, University life with tags Boulogne-Billancourt, Brooks, ENSAE, half-marathon, hare, Hauts de Seine, M6M, pacers, Paris, race, Seine, semi de Boulogne on November 15, 2025 by xi'an

Rather hurriedly, here is the announcement for the last mostly MC seminar this year, to take place at 3-5pm this very Friday, Dec 12, 2025. It will take place in 